IT'S THE MUSTARD ON YOUR HOT DOG! IT'S THE MUSTARD ON YOUR HAMBURGER! YEP, IT'S MUSTARD IN COLOR, BUT!!!!! IT'S GOT A 5 SPEED TRANSMISSION TO HELP YA WORK OFF ALL THOSE EXTRA CALORIES!!!! THIS IS WHAT I CALL HAVING YOUR CAKE AND EATING IT TOO!!! THE BLING (it's just the relish) YEP, CHROME WHEELS TOO!
OHHHH THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKIN, AND THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY'LL DO, ONE OF THESE DAYS THESE BOOTS ARE GONNA WALK RIGHT TO THIS CAR AND START IT UP AND DRIVE AWAY AND HAVE A BLAST!!! SORRY FOR YOU! YA SHOULD'A ACTED BETTER! I DON'T NEED YOU SUCKER, I GOT MY OWN RIDE! sorry, flash back there for a second!
IT'S GOT MORE OPTIONS THAN THE IPHONE'S GOT APPS! LEATHER, STOW AND GO, ENTERTAINMENT, POWER DOORS, NOW, IF THERE WAS JUST SOME WAY TO HOOK YOUR IPHONE UP TO IT....THIS VAN IS AWESOME!