MY WIFE SAID I WAS LIKE A WHEEL BARREL. I WAS LIKE WHAT? ONE WHEEL AND DUMPY? SHE SAID NO; YA DON'T WORK UNLESS SOMEONE GRABS YA AND MOVES YA AROUND! HA, NOT TRUE. THIS ONE IS KINDA LIKE A WHEEL BARREL, PLENTY OF ROOM TO HAUL, BUT THE NICE THING IS IT'S GOT 4 WHEELS! WON'T GET WABBLY ON YA!
IF THIS ONE WAS ONE OF THE DWARFS THAT HELPED CINDERELLA (not sure how to spell her name) IT WOULD BE CALLED "ROOMY" CAUSE IT'S GOT THE ROOM TO HAUL EVERYONE AROUND!! SOME POWER STUFF TOO SO YA DON'T HAVE TO MESS WITH ROLLING DOWN THE WINDOWS! sorry I'm reaching here!
IT'S LIKE CHINESE FRIED RICE WITH ALL THE CARROTS, PEAS, AND ALL THAT OTHER GOOD STUFF THEY PUT IN THERE WITH OUT THE MSG!!! IT'S A V6!!! NO CRAZY CONSUMTION OF GAS!
YA KNOW THAT DECK YA ALWAYS WANTED? THE ONE WITH A BAD A** GRILL, SEATS FOR DAYS, ALL LINED IN LIGHTS, AND SPEAKERS ALL OVER THE PLACE, A HOT TUB, AND NO BUGS???? HERE YA GO IN A TRUCK! LARAMIE! IT'S GOT SOME GOODIES!